2005-01-08

conversations

Message from Pierce in my inbox:

Is this your e-mail?

My response:

Um...yeah...I guess

Response from Pierce:

The reason is: I have three addresses in my book that say "Libet" next to them. Ah, you and your sarcasm.

Actually, that was me trying not to be sarcastic.

Conversation with Al:

"You're cute," I say.

"No...you are," he answers.


"You are..."

"Yes...but you're cuter."

"You realize that we're saying this shit because we've run out of weekly epiphanies to discuss, don't you?" I say.

"I know babe..."

Paraphrased MSN conversation with Vin:

Libet says: So how small is his dick?

Vin says: I was too afraid to ask for specific numbers.

Vin says: 6 is adequate
Vin says: 9 is admirable
vin says: below 4 is....

Libet says: It's like the AP grading scale for essays!

Libet says: Like getting a 9 paper

Vin says: A 9? Please see me after class.

Conversation with Aaron:

"So you're the 'grammar prince' for AP English?"

"I won't be princess."

"You look good in drag."

"You've been looking at the pictures of me on the internet again, haven't you?"

Comments from Ben:

"Sometimes I don't know what I'd like to do for a living"

John: "You look so conservative. Maybe it's the way you dress."

Ben: "I have a great career idea for you."

"What?"

Ben: "You should be a porn star. I'd pay to see you as a porn star."

aeka at 11:05 p.m.